radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

bullied:

me after finals:

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a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

Anonymous asked:
If you're a vegan then why do you own a dog

rabioheab:

what

arcaninetails:

breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
  • crunchbuttsteak:

    have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

    suluboo:

    relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

    justanother-partofme:

    A good trick, is to pump to the tune of "Stayin’ Alive" by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?

    theroadofroamingthoughts
    I didn’t know she was on the office too

    justanother-partofme NOT ONLY DID SHE STAR ON THE OFFICE SHE WAS AN EXEXCUTIVE WRITER AS WELL DO U UNDERSTAND WHY SHE IS MY HERO

    rneerkat:

    “youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves