indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

verylittlebird:

why is a baby kangaroo called a joey? very obvious.

kangaroo -> pouch -> pocket -> jeans -> joey in friends wore jeans.

jailbait:

pick up lines: I’d like to own a dog w you one day

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

kateordie:

I love that point in a friendship when you get what the other person’s style is - their “thing.” You see a knit jersey tie and think of them immediately; a type of weather, a bad movie, a woman’s outfit. You know, with absolute certainty, that your friend would enjoy this thing with you more than anyone else in the world. You feel closer in that moment of recognition, even if they’re not there.

shedoesntblowit ELIZABETH IT IS FUCKING CUTE THAT YOU HASHTAGGED YOUR FRIENDS NAMES OK FUCKING CUTE 

chelseawelseyknight:

suuicidalteen:

winglessraven:

Reblog. Every. Single. Time.

This is so perfect and beautiful and wonderful

Oh my god. This makes me smile every time.

dasweetie:

omfg

dasweetie:

omfg

yall opinions r way too strong lol relax yaself n spin around in a rollie chair every once n a while

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

bullied:

me after finals:

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a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it